{"id":1373,"date":"2015-07-07T08:00:32","date_gmt":"2015-07-07T08:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.booktheorytesttoday.com\/?p=1373"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2015-07-07T17:11:47","slug":"failed-your-driving-test-not-like-this-you-havent-part-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.booktheorytesttoday.com\/blog\/failed-your-driving-test-not-like-this-you-havent-part-one\/","title":{"rendered":"Failed Your Driving Test? Not Like This You Haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Part One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>Need a great excuse to explain why you failed your driving test? In this two part series; Book Theory Test Today looks at 10 of the most bizarre excuses given for failing the <a style=\"color: #000000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.booktheorytesttoday.com\/book-practical-test\"><strong>DVSA practical test<\/strong><\/a>. Discover the first five, now&#8230;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><!--more--><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><a style=\"color: #000000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.booktheorytesttoday.com\/book\/skip\"><strong>Book Theory Test Today<\/strong><\/a> says: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Bizarre excuses are often reserved for failure to do home work, or getting out of something you really don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want to be involved in. However, it would appear that the phenomenon has spread to failing the driving test. If you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve failed your driving test and need a better explanation for failing, check out these surreal excuses.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/span><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Use these if you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve failed your driving test<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<ol>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>The pedestrian\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s outfit blended in with the zebra crossing \u00e2\u20ac\u201c <\/strong>During their driving test a candidate lightly struck a pedestrian with the vehicle\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s bumper on a zebra crossing after edging too far forward while the person crossed. It all happened before the instructor could stop the learner.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">The learner\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s excuse for the incident was priceless, saying that it wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t their fault \u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0 because the pedestrian\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s outfit blended in with the zebra crossing.<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"2\">\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Did I turn left or right? <\/strong>\u00e2\u20ac\u201c After turning left when being told to turn right on two occasions, one learner driver decided to lie to the examiner, claiming to have dyscalculia \u00e2\u20ac\u201c a condition that affects one\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s ability to work with numbers \u00e2\u20ac\u201c which affected the driver\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s ability to distinguish between left and right. \u00c2\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<ol start=\"3\">\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>A sexy motorcyclist distracted me \u00e2\u20ac\u201c <\/strong>Yes, one female learner driver got caught up ogling an attractive male motorcyclist to the extent that she unwittingly began to drive towards him. Her exam invigilator had to perform an emergency stop and she made matters worse by blaming her actions on her bad eyesight.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<ol start=\"4\">\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Waiting a while \u00e2\u20ac\u201c <\/strong>For seven minutes a learner driver waited behind a \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcqueue\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 of traffic \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcwaiting for a set of traffic lights to change.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 After seven minutes elapsed the learner\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s exam invigilator kindly requested that he drive around the parked cars!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<ol start=\"5\">\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>When in France \u00e2\u20ac\u201c <\/strong>Having driven out of the test centre on the wrong side of the road, albeit a narrow road, the learner\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s excuse for their actions was a recent trip to France.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Having driven on the right hand side for a few weeks, the learner driver said that they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d got so immersed in French culture that they had forgotten which side of the road to drive on in the UK. Not handy when you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re taking your test in the UK.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">That concludes part one of this series; watch this space for part two, coming soon. Meanwhile if you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve failed your driving test and gave a really bizarre excuse for failing, let us know.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Alternatively, if you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve failed your driving test, book it with us. Should you be unsuccessful again, we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll pay for your retest.<\/span><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>About Book Theory Test Today<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Book Theory Test Today offers an intermediary service assisting clients with booking a UK theory test, or practical test, at <a style=\"color: #000000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.booktheorytesttoday.com\/?page=find\"><strong>test centres<\/strong><\/a> across the nation. The service also supplies resources to help you prepare for your theory test \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Ready to take your theory test? Book your theory test online today\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Need a great excuse to explain why you failed your driving test? In this two part series; Book Theory Test Today looks at 10 of the most bizarre excuses given for failing the DVSA practical test. 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